| A strange thing happened on the
way to the gas stations' ever increasing prices: The United
States Geological Survey reports enough oil reserves in the United
States to support our oil thirst for the next forty years. Yet
Obama and the environmentalists have an alternate plan: Increasing
prices for oil until we can afford only motorbikes, bicycles, pedal
cars, or return to the womb. Hello! Obama!
Pull your head out!
This short paper
comes in three
parts:
Part one is the exact text copied from a USGS paper
released on
4/10/2008 at 2:25:36 PM. Exactly what
took 14 months for this information to reach middle America (me) is
perplexing.
Part two is Obama and the environmentalists' plan for the transportation of our
country in the future. His energy, environmental, and
economic bills are already being prepared for signature as we speak.
Hold on as we may be taking our last few breaths as freedom loving
Americans!
Part three is a reasoned
approach to keeping Americans free and happy.
Part One:
Reston, VA -
North Dakota and Montana have an estimated 3.0 to 4.3 billion
barrels of undiscovered, technically recoverable oil in an area
known as the Bakken Formation.
A U.S.
Geological Survey assessment, released April 10, shows a 25-fold
increase in the amount of oil that can be recovered compared to the
agency's 1995 estimate of 151 million barrels of oil.
Technically
recoverable oil resources are those producible using currently
available technology and industry practices. USGS is the only
provider of publicly available estimates of undiscovered technically
recoverable oil and gas resources.
New geologic
models applied to the Bakken Formation, advances in drilling and
production technologies, and recent oil discoveries have resulted in
these substantially larger technically recoverable oil volumes.
About 105 million barrels of oil were produced from the Bakken
Formation by the end of 2007.
The USGS
Bakken study was undertaken as part of a nationwide project
assessing domestic petroleum basins using standardized methodology
and protocol as required by the Energy Policy and Conservation Act
of 2000.
The Bakken
Formation estimate is larger than all other current USGS oil
assessments of the lower 48 states and is the largest "continuous"
oil accumulation ever assessed by the USGS. A "continuous" oil
accumulation means that the oil resource is dispersed throughout a
geologic formation rather than existing as discrete, localized
occurrences. The next largest "continuous" oil accumulation in the
U.S. is in the Austin Chalk of Texas and Louisiana, with an
undiscovered estimate of 1.0 billions of barrels of technically
recoverable oil.
"It is clear
that the Bakken formation contains a significant amount of oil - the
question is how much of that oil is recoverable using today's
technology?" said Senator Byron Dorgan, of North Dakota. "To get an
answer to this important question, I requested that the U.S.
Geological Survey complete this study, which will provide an
up-to-date estimate on the amount of technically recoverable oil
resources in the Bakken Shale formation."
The USGS
estimate of 3.0 to 4.3 billion barrels of technically recoverable
oil has a mean value of 3.65 billion barrels. Scientists conducted
detailed studies in stratigraphy and structural geology and the
modeling of petroleum geochemistry. They also combined their
findings with historical exploration and production analyses to
determine the undiscovered, technically recoverable oil estimates.
USGS worked
with the North Dakota Geological Survey, a number of petroleum
industry companies and independents, universities and other experts
to develop a geological understanding of the Bakken Formation. These
groups provided critical information and feedback on geological and
engineering concepts important to building the geologic and
production models used in the assessment.
Five
continuous assessment units (AU) were identified and assessed in the
Bakken Formation of North Dakota and Montana - the Elm
Coulee-Billings Nose AU, the Central Basin-Poplar Dome AU, the
Nesson-Little Knife Structural AU, the Eastern Expulsion Threshold
AU, and the Northwest Expulsion Threshold AU.
At the time of
the assessment, a limited number of wells have produced oil from
three of the assessments units in Central Basin-Poplar Dome, Eastern
Expulsion Threshold, and Northwest Expulsion Threshold.
The Elm Coulee oil field in Montana, discovered in 2000, has
produced about 65 million barrels of the 105 million barrels of oil
recovered from the Bakken Formation.
Part Two:
Please excuse the
oil-field language above. If environmentalists and Obama were
really interested in independence of foreign oil, they would
consider domestic oil. Unfortunately environmentalists believe
that oil is not the solution, but the problem, and they have been
dragging their feet on domestic oil production for years.
Obama, being a Harvard lawyer, knows no better. Their comprehensive
and myopic plan is to drive the cost of energy, through the
clean air act, cap and trade, and the EPA, so high that we will be forced to wait
for alternate sources, few of which are available as needed for
today's economy.
Obama and the environmentalists'
alternative energy plan is pictured below in two phases. Phase
one we will be forced to accept because of European style gas
prices, and Phase two will follow naturally as soon as the tax plan
known as cap and trade becomes fully operational.
Enjoy Obama and the
Environmentalists' transportation future.
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Obama's
Phase One Vehicle
Gasoline
powered three-wheel
two
passenger, two teleprompter,
Obama-mobile.
Powered by
vegetable oil,
A true
flex-fuel vehicle with
dual
control foot pedals that
let you
pedal home when you
run out of
vegetable oil. |
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Two Door Model

Luxury Four Door Model |
Phase Two
Obama-Flintstone Mobile
(When vegetable oil is declared a pollutant by the EPA)
EPA
Certified Features:
No Engine
No transmission
No floor
No signal lights
Two candle-powered headlights
Four Passenger Propulsion
Up to eight actual footprints
The only
carbon footprint
is that exhaled by human
operators. Exhaling has not
yet been outlawed by the Environmental Protection Agency
under the Clean Air Act. |
Part Three:
Given the above, Obama and the
environmentalists need to pull
their collective heads out of
their posterior parts.
Seeing clearly for the first
time in decades, they may
envision that 40 years of
domestic oil production will
allow maintaining a healthy and
productive economy long enough
to develop renewable energy for
everything needed in the future world of 2050.
Hello! Obama and the
environmentalists: "Can
you hear me yet"?
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